The Pain McShlonkey Classic

Saturday, March 17, 2018 | Squaw Valley, CA


9:00 AM- 9:30 AM Hot Dog Downhill
Watch some of the world’s greatest winter athletes dress up in ridiculous outfits and compete for the coveted Pain McShlonkey Golden Saucer trophy in the ultimate snowblade showdown. Athletes line up atop the legendary KT-22 chairlift (subject to conditions) for an all-out snowblade blitz as the pros take on 30 amateurs in an anything-goes battle to the finish on Squaw’s GS Bowl, named for the original 1960 Olympic Giant Slalom course. Pros are invited to compete while amateur contestants are selected by submitting their most awkward photo in an online contest.

10:00 AM- 11:00 AM Snowblade Slalom Invitational
Registered PMS competitors will compete in a hilarious Snowblade race event.

10:30 AM- 3:00 PM PMS Village
Join us on the KT Sun Deck for drinks, grub, entertainment and schwag.

1:00 PM-2:00 PM Costume Contest
The other crowd favorite is the PMS Costume Contest held on Squaw’s KT Base Bar Sun Deck. This contest is open to everyone with great prizes awarded for best dressed.

2:00 PM-2:30 PM Awards Ceremony
Who will take home bragging rights to the fastest snowblader on the planet?

2:30 PM-3:00 PM Huge Raffle Giveaway
And don’t forget to grab a ticket for the HUGE raffle. Win loads of gear, dining certificates, lodging packages, GoPros and so much more.

7:30 PM-1:30 AM The Shane McConkey Legacy Gala
The sexiest party on the planet and a sell out event. The theme for the 2018 Gala is British Invasion. Join us for a 1960s themed extravaganza at PlumpJack’s with an after party at Plaza Bar. Guests must be 21 or older to attend with valid ID required. Click for more details.

*Schedule is weather permitting and subject to change.

Past Winners

Who Crushed It!

The Pain McShlonkey Classic is always filled with fierce competition. Costumes are hilarious, air is huge and the Chinese downhill is insane!

Congratulations to all the winners below.

2015 Winners

‪Pain McShlonkey Downhill
Congrats to Greg Lindsey aka “Barry the Blader” for being the best snowblader on the mountain!

Pain McShlonkey Slalom
Wendy Fisher
Amy Egelbretson
Shawna “If You Wanna” Anzures

Greg Lindsey
Ben “The Horse” Paciotti
Willie Ford

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