OnTheSnow.com names the Pain McShlonkey Classic one of the top not-to-miss winter events of the year!
OnTheSnow.com names the Pain McShlonkey Classic one of the top not-to-miss winter events of the year!
Name: Connor
Hometown: Millstone
Age: 17
Would you rather: Would you rather ski powder everyday of your life at one resort or be able to ski everywhere in the world on corduroy?
NOTE FROM EVENT PRODUCERS: Sorry kid! You’ve got to be 18 to compete. We appreciate your entry none-the-less and hope you’ll still dress up and come out to celebrate!
Name: RJ Gill
Alias: XJ
Age: 69
Would you rather: What I really want to ask… Say Snowlerblading became the most cool thing on snow FOREVER… Would you rather be the best Blader on Earth that does nothing but Blade and nail Super Models all day (but you can only blade for life in Squaw)?… or be a random skier at Squaw that is good but can’t get laid to save his/her life and has the choice of blading or skiing wherever they want forever with hopes of nailing a super model???
Name: Chris Boyle
Age: 34
Would you rather: Be able to fart everyday in yoga class but never be able to eat bacon………..OR………….be able to eat bacon everyday but never be able to fart in yoga class???????
Let the smack talk begin! Here is a censored version of the first official “Would You Rather?” PMS entry of 2012.
Name: XJ Gill
Alias: XJ who is way tougher than the Gaffney Bros COMBINED
Age: 69
Would you rather: Catch a bullet in my teeth like Scott probably could do with that tough $&#@ ugly mug or make love to a super model? You figure it out because I can already catch a bullet! Also, I learned to Snowlerblade this year like a #$%* pro since there is nothing better to do in Squaw, so you are all &%*(* out of luck when I knock Cody out at the start! Thanks!
Thanks to Ben Hirsch for sending in this awesome photo from the 2009 Cardboard Classic at Steamboat Springs. Keep the photos coming and we’ll keep sharing the love.
In this photo: The Black Tie Ski Rental Crew from Steamboat Springs, CO; Austin Moore, Ben Hitch, Sam Lane, Collin Fernie, Eric Baker, Paul Dyson, Colin Smith, Cale Hutchins
Huge props go out to the crew at Don Thomas Sporthaus in Birmingham, Michigan for hosting an amazing event to support the Shane McConkey Foundation (SMF). The evening kicked off with Matchstick Productions’ premier of Attack of La Nina with the lovely Ingrid Backstrom and Kristi Leskinen signing autographs for a packed house.
The team at Don Thomas Sporthaus kept the action flowing with a great after party and silent auction. Special thanks to Greg Moore from Clark Hill PLC whose last minute donation helped the fundraiser bring in over $2,000 for SMF. The funds will be donated to programs that support environmental education.
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